Hey, are these people stealing my 2007 story??? ...woo hoo!!!
Epa, esta gente me estará robando mi historia del 2007??? ...iupiti!!!
In Episode 4 of BA Cast Fernando ruminates on Nestor Kirchner, his death, and his meaning to Argentina… and then we get back to our show… but seriously this time.-52,457... 125,910... 1,516,071... Hey, Negrita take your snout out of the bin! You're scaring the babies!
-What babies, 99? I was just wondering why the dirt was moving inside the bin... could it possibly be a mini earthquake in there?
-No, Negrita. Where did you hear about mini earthquakes?! You're messing around with the wormies. Please don't... they're very sensitive...
-You mean you're breading baby dirt, 99?
-No, I'm raising worms. They're easily frightened, please be careful Negrita... Imagine two giant nostrils coming from nowhere and breathing all over you...
-Sorry... I don't see them... are they red? You know I have some problems with the red stuff...
-Yeah, I suppose they're reddish. Let me go on with the count. I told the cow and I went on
-1,516,072... 1,656,653...
-Mooo! Mooo! I can see them! I can see them! They're beautiful and what a mess they're doing!, she was so excited, how do you herd them, 99?
-I'm not sure. I'm just a beginner at this kind of farming.
-I see they're very friendly they're all hugging each other... 99 wait! can you read that? there they're writing hello to me!...
-Nah, that's not possible. They're just posing for the count...
-So you farm them? you don't ranch them? what do they eat? where did they learn to write? where's their school?
-Stop Negrita! I lost the count. I'll have to begin all over again now. I'll answer everything I know to you later but now you have to promise me that you'll keep quiet; I read it's very important to count them right
-Sorry, sorry, 99
-I'll farm them to collect their poo. They eat your poo. There's no worms school around here as far as I know and these ones came from California so they might have learn a couple of things on the plane. No way they can write or tell you anything. At least until they become comfortable in their new surroundings and then we'll see. You're being too anxious to communicate with immigrants, I told the cow while holding her from the neck with one hand and putting my glasses on with the other
-Bull-shit, 99. You know nothing, 99. They're so polite! Look, now they're greeting you, 99
The cow told something to the worms that I couldn't really catch. They were all looking my way so I think it was about my notebook or my herd counter.
- Hi there Negrita! Come here with me under the barn, I told the cow when I saw her getting all wet
- Don´t you like the rain 99?
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I sure do! It´s good for the crops and it feels even better when followed by a rainbow
- Thanks
- Why do you thank me Negrita? I was complimenting the good heavens not you
- She gave me a look and said, So... you don´t know about the Celestial Cows attributes and responsibilities?
- What???
- I guess your Mom didn´t tell you. Oh! sorry 99, I remember now, your Mom is not a cow...
- Of course she´s not!
- Well, my Mom was and she told me what her Mom told her she knew from her own Mom
- And that is...?
- Rainbows are part of the Celestial Cows responsibilities.
- Tell me more Negrita
- See, we Terrestrial Cows moo and give milk to feed the bodies. Celestial Cows sing and paint to feed the spirits. We are very organized. I am a TC and will become a CC in some years
- You mean when you pass away?
- Yep. I´m still choosing my color and tune. When I was young I wanted to be a red and sing thunders but as time passed I´m more inclined to green and laughter. Anyway, there´s no rush to pick...
- You mean you can pick?
- Yep, it´s called free will and it works there as it works here. Maybe you can help me choose, 99
- Actually I like green and I think it would suit you but I´ve never heard laughter coming down from the skies. I don´t think I can be of any help to you Negrita, I still don´t get much of that heavens stuff. So what else did your Mom tell you about the rainbows?
- She told me that every CC in the Celestial Herd has to weave rainbows by milking out her color after each rain
- How come that there are not always rainbows after all rains?
- It´s simple, 99. There are not that enough CCs to cover the whole skies in the world plus most of CCs were TCs from tropical areas of the planet and they get very confused when it snows
- Gotcha now, I laughed at the cow, I guess you´re not that organized after all, ah Negrita?
- You´re wrong again. We are very organized. We reincarnate until we learn... Hey 99! I like the sound of your laughter! it goes well with green! ... can I borrow it?
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